Satrillomt is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring swallow.

Satrillomt created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satrillomt, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Satrillomt, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Satrillomt's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Satrillomt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four pigs approach from the west.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never jump in the presence of dolphins.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.