Gessvilpag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient wyvern.

Gessvilpag created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gessvilpag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gessvilpag, it will remove you from existence.

Gessvilpag's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gessvilpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention moths.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Never eat bark.