Niltiprak is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust
unicorn.
Niltiprak created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Niltiprak, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Niltiprak, he will turn you into a plant.
Niltiprak's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Niltiprak's Holy Commandments1. Never mention squirrels.
2. Do not kill eagles.
3. Always wear magenta.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.