Niltiprak is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust unicorn.

Niltiprak created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Niltiprak, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Niltiprak, he will turn you into a plant.

Niltiprak's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Niltiprak's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.