Natshavnurvab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering meerkat.

Natshavnurvab created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natshavnurvab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Natshavnurvab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Natshavnurvab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Natshavnurvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms blue.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never wear pink scarves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.