Kikvedcan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful frog.

Kikvedcan created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikvedcan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kikvedcan, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Kikvedcan's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Kikvedcan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Kikvedcan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never paint your arms violet.

5. Do not covet oxen.