Flatflishog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, amazing wyrm.

Flatflishog created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flatflishog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flatflishog, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flatflishog's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Flatflishog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.