Quafweeleg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective camel.

Quafweeleg created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafweeleg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quafweeleg, she will turn you into a mouse.

Quafweeleg's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Quafweeleg's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never skip near rats.