Gepbodvil is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful salamander.

Gepbodvil created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbodvil, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gepbodvil, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gepbodvil's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gepbodvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Run away from gray mites, for they are unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always stare at clouds.