Cindubbudnurlgebdindibleg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered wombat.

Cindubbudnurlgebdindibleg created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cindubbudnurlgebdindibleg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cindubbudnurlgebdindibleg, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cindubbudnurlgebdindibleg's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cindubbudnurlgebdindibleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of frogs.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. You must pray to Cindubbudnurlgebdindibleg five times a day.

5. Never hurt bats.