Fasvonksad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, merciful horse.

Fasvonksad created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasvonksad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fasvonksad, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fasvonksad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fasvonksad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Never play with disobedient children.