Cebpibquimsis is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful owl.

Cebpibquimsis created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebpibquimsis, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cebpibquimsis, it will curse you with boils.

Cebpibquimsis' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cebpibquimsis' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Never play with disobedient children.