Yarptitlog is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, generous
fairy.
Yarptitlog created bats six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yarptitlog, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Yarptitlog, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Yarptitlog's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Yarptitlog's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. You must pray to Yarptitlog three times a day.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Always wear gray.