Yarptitlog is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, generous fairy.

Yarptitlog created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarptitlog, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarptitlog, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Yarptitlog's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yarptitlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must pray to Yarptitlog three times a day.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always wear gray.