Dityartmobbitsawgov Bumlaggonfly is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, kind pig.

Dityartmobbitsawgov Bumlaggonfly created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dityartmobbitsawgov Bumlaggonfly, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dityartmobbitsawgov Bumlaggonfly, it will strike you with lightening.

Dityartmobbitsawgov Bumlaggonfly's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dityartmobbitsawgov Bumlaggonfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill seals.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.