Nilkarbog is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, conceited wasp.

Nilkarbog created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Nilkarbog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nilkarbog, he will be very sad.

Nilkarbog's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nilkarbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Run away if six monkeys approach from the east.

5. Never talk about fire.