Nuttbatomt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awe-inspiring gnu.

Nuttbatomt created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbatomt, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nuttbatomt, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nuttbatomt's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nuttbatomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Never wear magenta shorts.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not commit murder.