Ragquimcib is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, merciless squirrel.

Ragquimcib created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragquimcib, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ragquimcib, it will destroy your home planet.

Ragquimcib's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Ragquimcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Never paint your feet cyan.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never wear indigo scarves.