Ladgetflap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust slug.

Ladgetflap created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladgetflap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ladgetflap, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ladgetflap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ladgetflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Always help great tits.

5. Never wear orange shirts.