Cusshav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful dolphin.

Cusshav created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusshav, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cusshav, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cusshav's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cusshav's Holy Commandments

1. Cusshav must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cusshav.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.