Kombeggam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing wyvern.

Kombeggam created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kombeggam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kombeggam, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Kombeggam's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kombeggam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Kombeggam on top of all buildings.

3. Never feed aubergines to badgers while wearing black stockings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not cook food in pots.