Vadvabtig Gebkophot Futfagged is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering wren.

Vadvabtig Gebkophot Futfagged created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadvabtig Gebkophot Futfagged, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vadvabtig Gebkophot Futfagged, it will turn you into a goat.

Vadvabtig Gebkophot Futfagged's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vadvabtig Gebkophot Futfagged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Pray towards the north.