Wipcebquim is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, fussy crab.

Wipcebquim created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wipcebquim, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wipcebquim, he will turn you into a puffin.

Wipcebquim's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Wipcebquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

4. Never hurt horses.

5. Never mention goats.