Flapcemtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil wyvern.

Flapcemtarp created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapcemtarp, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flapcemtarp, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flapcemtarp's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Flapcemtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not commit murder.