Kargesskarbinjatbinhom is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, awesome mouse.

Kargesskarbinjatbinhom created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Kargesskarbinjatbinhom, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kargesskarbinjatbinhom, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Kargesskarbinjatbinhom's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Kargesskarbinjatbinhom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red aardvarks, for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Kargesskarbinjatbinhom's priests.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect your elders.