Sugdonmum is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, benevolent mouse.

Sugdonmum created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugdonmum, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sugdonmum, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sugdonmum's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sugdonmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Always help dogs.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sugdonmum.

5. Never look at galaxies.