Badfum is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent rat.

Badfum created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badfum, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Badfum, he will jump up and down on your head.

Badfum's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Badfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Hide from black whales for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about goats.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.