Febkim is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous hare.

Febkim created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febkim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Febkim, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Febkim's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Febkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Never look in ponds.