Yoggupten is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, effective wasp.

Yoggupten created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoggupten, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yoggupten, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Yoggupten's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Yoggupten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear white boots.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yoggupten.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Yoggupten loves gulls, so they must be honoured.