Spaggedgammit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil dog.

Spaggedgammit created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Spaggedgammit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Spaggedgammit, he will refuse to believe in you.

Spaggedgammit's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Spaggedgammit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill shrews.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never think about galaxies.