Nuryarspag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, slow mouse.

Nuryarspag created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nuryarspag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nuryarspag, he will turn you into a sheep.

Nuryarspag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Nuryarspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nuryarspag on top of all buildings.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.