Tipfetdad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, calm tortoise.

Tipfetdad created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipfetdad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tipfetdad, he will boil you in a big pot.

Tipfetdad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tipfetdad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.