Listflistik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome frog.

Listflistik created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Listflistik, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Listflistik, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Listflistik's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Listflistik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Worship no other gods but Listflistik.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Listflistik loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.