Weejabwit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, confident elephant.

Weejabwit created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weejabwit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Weejabwit, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Weejabwit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Weejabwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.