Xuckfadgab is a god.
He takes the form of a large, benevolent
grasshopper.
Xuckfadgab created snails eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xuckfadgab, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Xuckfadgab, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Xuckfadgab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Xuckfadgab's Holy Commandments1. Xuckfadgab must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Erect eight copper sculptures of Xuckfadgab on top of important buildings.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.
5. Do not cook food in pots.