Gutmigfat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, witty dove.

Gutmigfat created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutmigfat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gutmigfat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gutmigfat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gutmigfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never skip in the presence of foxes.

3. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gutmigfat.