Poppanbep is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, humane donkey.

Poppanbep created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poppanbep, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Poppanbep, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Poppanbep's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Poppanbep's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.