Candodcub is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, pitiless wolf.

Candodcub created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Candodcub, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Candodcub, she will not care.

Candodcub's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Candodcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of bats.

2. Candodcub must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Candodcub loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Do not chop down trees.