Fidkamquim is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, intelligent
squirrel.
Fidkamquim created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fidkamquim, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Fidkamquim, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Fidkamquim's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Fidkamquim's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
2. Never wear orange scarves.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never think ill of sick rats.
5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.