Futwithub is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, able warg.

Futwithub created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Futwithub, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Futwithub, he will turn you into a rat.

Futwithub's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Futwithub's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help snakes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never hurt rats.