Kabdimnut is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, flying tapir.

Kabdimnut created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabdimnut, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kabdimnut, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Kabdimnut's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Kabdimnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Kabdimnut must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Retreat if four tortoises approach from the south.

5. Never feed peas to dogs while wearing fawn kilts.