Sinham is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, omnipotent
meerkat.
Sinham created humanity eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sinham, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Sinham, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Sinham's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Sinham's Holy Commandments1. Never sing in the presence of sheep.
2. Hide from brown great tits for they are unholy.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never think about amino acids.
5. Do not hurt aardvarks.