Yatgarzodlincin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring dugong.

Yatgarzodlincin created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatgarzodlincin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yatgarzodlincin, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yatgarzodlincin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yatgarzodlincin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away from magenta ants, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.