Japmanfag is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, self-assured goat.

Japmanfag created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japmanfag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Japmanfag, she will turn you into a goat.

Japmanfag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Japmanfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Japmanfag.