Loopjip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome eagle.

Loopjip created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopjip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Loopjip, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Loopjip's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Loopjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Always treat birds with great respect.

4. You must pray to Loopjip four times a day.

5. Always look after injured otters.