Sasmilbim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable dragonfly.

Sasmilbim created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasmilbim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sasmilbim, she will laugh at you.

Sasmilbim's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sasmilbim's Holy Commandments

1. Sasmilbim loves dogs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Do not take Sasmilbim's name in vain.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.