Kondodhin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, all-powerful guinea pig.

Kondodhin created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kondodhin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kondodhin, he will be very sad.

Kondodhin's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Kondodhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Kondodhin loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Never paint your feet magenta.