Kipstafmob is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, impressive coyote.

Kipstafmob created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kipstafmob, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kipstafmob, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Kipstafmob's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kipstafmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Kipstafmob must be the most important thing in your life.