Somsand Kimgamsat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart salamander.

Somsand Kimgamsat created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Somsand Kimgamsat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Somsand Kimgamsat, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Somsand Kimgamsat's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Somsand Kimgamsat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three geese approach from the south.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Put Somsand Kimgamsat first in all things.

5. Never eat green fruit.