Wipgepzod is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, charitable naga.

Wipgepzod created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipgepzod, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wipgepzod, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Wipgepzod's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Wipgepzod's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not take Wipgepzod's name in vain.