Cedbunlab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, happy salamander.

Cedbunlab created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedbunlab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cedbunlab, he will not care.

Cedbunlab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cedbunlab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never play with disobedient children.