Sadcubponcip is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, generous wasp.

Sadcubponcip created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadcubponcip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sadcubponcip, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Sadcubponcip's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sadcubponcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sadcubponcip's name in vain.

2. You must pray to Sadcubponcip nine times a day.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Run away from purple dogs, for they are unholy.